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Webtopia's Acquisition & Retention Health Check Tool | Free Growth Diagnostic Audit

Most DTC brands know something is off with their growth but cannot pinpoint where. This free interactive scorecard diagnoses your funnel in 10 minutes flat.

Select your responses from simple dropdowns across 14 statements covering paid media, conversion, channel mix, email, repeat purchase, and customer data. The tool scores each area automatically and tells you exactly whether your problem is acquisition, retention, or both.

No generic advice. Just a clear, honest and personalised read on where your funnel is leaking money. Built from what we see across real accounts at Webtopia and Oaks.

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An interactive scored Google Sheets diagnostic tool by Webtopia with dropdown responses, colour coded acquisition and retention health scores, and a prioritised action plan

What you’ll find inside

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Paid media efficiency score

Find out whether your Meta and Google strategy is working as hard as it should be, or quietly bleeding budget you cannot see.

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Funnel and conversion check

See if your landing pages, AOV, and attribution are converting paid traffic or letting it leak straight through the cracks.

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Channel concentration risk

Discover how exposed you are to a single platform and whether your acquisition mix is protecting or threatening your pipeline.

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Email and lifecycle audit

Score your automated flows, segmentation, and owned channel revenue against the benchmarks that actually matter for DTC.

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Repeat purchase reality check

Find out if your retention systems are turning one-time buyers into repeat customers, or if you are paying to acquire them twice.

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Customer data and experience

See whether your data is unified and actionable, or fragmented and costing you decisions you do not even know you are missing.

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Acquisition vs retention balance

The tool compares both sides and tells you exactly which one is the bottleneck, so you stop guessing and start fixing.

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Prioritised action plan

Get a ranked list of what to fix first based on your scores, with specific next steps for each area of your funnel.

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Turn your ad spend into real growth.

At Webtopia, we don’t just run ads. We build scalable growth systems designed for ambitious DTC brands. By combining performance marketing, creative strategy, and data-backed execution, we help founders scale without sacrificing profitability. Our clients see an average 6X blended ROAS every month, because great brands deserve more than short-term wins.

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